Wizards in Playoff if…

Say what you will about curses, it is almost impossible for the Wizards to not make the playoffs after that great victory Saturday night. Using every bit of what I learned from logic in college I have come to the conclusion that the only way for the Wizards to not break the playoffs is if all four of the scenarios below came true.

We are out if

  1. Redbulls win on Thursday against Chicago by more than two goals (tie may do it as well)
  2. Real Salt Lake defeats Colorado on Saturday (tie may do it as well)
  3. DC United defeats Columbus Crew
  4. Wizards lose to New England

Simply though Wizards win they are in.